I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
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I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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