therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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