You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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