So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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