Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
love makes seman taste better
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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