Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
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Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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