It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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