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It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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