There is no way he is gay with that hair.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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