Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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