brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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