So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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