If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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