I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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