Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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