try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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