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okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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