I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
It's blow job season.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
