This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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