Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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