We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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