I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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