You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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