I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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