i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
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