I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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