when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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