I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
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whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
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