Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
sick fucks of a feather flock together
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Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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