my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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