is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Randomize
