it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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