You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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