found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Randomize
