its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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