If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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