I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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