i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
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