Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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