have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Is her dick bigger than yours?
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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