I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
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You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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