shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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