Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
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I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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