nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
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