you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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