Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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