This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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