We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
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hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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