those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
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I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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