But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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