I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My pussy is not your playground.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
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I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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