I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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