Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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