then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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