ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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