I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
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Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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